When something’s pissing you right off
It’s left you glum and blue
Down in the dumps morose and sad
And there’s nothing you can do
Some arsehole’s gone and spoilt your day
Some bad news just came through
Look to our friend the chicken
She’ll show you want to do

She goes
A fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck fuck off
A fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck off
I said fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck off
A fuck fuck fuck fuck off
Fuck off

Life is god damned hard for chickens
Poor defenceless creature
Whether fox or dog or even you
Everything’s trying to eat her

Then every day an egg to lay
That tears her arse asunder
How does she deal with it all?
She swears like bloody thunder

She goes
A fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck fuck off
A fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck off
I said fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck off
A fuck fuck fuck fuck off
Fuck off fuck fuck fuck fuck off
Fuck off fuck fuck fuck fuck off
Fuck off fuck fuck fuck fuck off
Yeah

Don’t know what to do or say?
You really can’t decide
I have got the answer for you
Let the chicken be your guide

What do you say when …
Somebody else got a gig you really hoping to get because they fit the brand better than you … Fuck off
Some arsehole on the telly talking shit … Fuck off
The person that keeps passive aggressively cc-ing you on emails you have no int… fuck off
Or to all the people doing better than you at life
Or to you ex who keeps keeps writing nasty comments on your social 2.47 in the morning,, then accidentally sends photos of her with someone else, then wants to go out for a drink with you to talk things over, and then tries to sleep with you …. Fuck off

Your mum won’t want you swearing
It may well upset her
Get her to channel her inner chicken
You’ll both feel so much better

She goes
A fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck fuck off
A fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck off
I said fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck off
A fuck fuck fuck fuck off
Fuck off fuck fuck fuck fuck off
Fuck off fuck fuck fuck fuck off
Fuck off Yeah

The chicken never wins
This sad defenceless bird
Always dies there at the end
But who gets the last word?