I’m pissed off with my country and of what it has become
I’m done I cannot take it any more
I’ve heard of somewhere better
With no government at all
Just anarchy, free trade
And Natural Law.
Oh!

Show me the way to Ancapistan
I need to get there quick as I can
I’ve got a feeling I’ll be a fan
I want to go to Ancapistan

Show me the way to Ancapistan
Truth love and freedom strawberry flan
No one gives orders in Ancapistan
Except mum and dad and sometimes your nan

The time has come for us to make a stand
With our anarcho-capitalist clan
Together let us stick it to the man

No income tax, no bureaucrat plans
No war or inflation and nothing that’s bland
No passports no cronies no government waste
No borders no orders no money debased
Anarchy peace and freedom come first
No gods and no masters and nothing co-erced

Who builds the roads in Ancapistan?
Who runs the trains - I don’t understand
What about healthcare - tell me the plan?
Markets provide in Ancapistan

How do we get to Ancapistan?
It lies along the yellow brick road
Narnia to the east
Atlantis to the west
The path is lit by bitcoin nodes

Breasts are much bigger in Ancapistan
Your penis will grow in Ancapistan
No hair loss problems in Ancapitan
Ancapistan is our promised land

I do not want to have a fight I don’t want culture wars
I just want to get on with my own stuff
Respectfully and peacefully
Will you leave me alone
The West is done. I think I’ve had enough
Oh

Show me the way Ancapistan
Guide me to freedom invisible hand
There are no statists. Life there is so grand
We own ourselves in Ancapistan