Sometimes, when I’m all alone, late at night, I pour myself a glass of wine, sit down in front of my computer and type in your name. And there you are on YouTube and they’re all shouting at you and putting you down and you just carry on. And I don’t know, I think, I think
I could be in love with Nigel Farage
Secretly in love with Nigel Farage
I’m looking at you Nigel Farage
I’m dreaming at night of Nigel Farage
He’s so brave and he speaks so well
He stands tall , though they smear him like hell
He is consistent and he dresses so well
He likes a pint and a fag as well
I’ve fallen for you Nigel Farage
I’m hopelessly in love Nigel Farage
I want to have a pint with Nigel Farage
Maybe give him a full-body massage
No more distant unaccountable bureaucratic bodies with Nigel Farage
No more common agricultural policy with Nigel Farage
No more EU fisheries quotas with Nigel Farage
Sovereignty restored with Nigel Farage
Are you in love with Nigel Farage?
Are you in love with Nigel Farage?
Are you in love with Nigel Farage?
Maybe it's just me that's in love with Nigel Farage
credits
from Before I'm Deleted - Live at Comedy Unleashed,
released December 11, 2021
Keyboard: Chad Lelong
Bass: Goat
Drums: Simon Peter King
Words by Dominic Frisby
Music by Noah Fleetwood
