They said he was respectable Reliable and true
The man to lead America And lead the free world too America
He’d heal all the division With dignity and charm
The solid hand of competence Experienced and calm
No more twitter rants, no more alt right, or orange threat.
Yet.
Maybe Joe Biden shouldn’t be in charge
Should someone that senile even be at large?
Afghanistan is worse than Nam.
He’s not even vaguely repentant
Just bullies and rants A fzzzzzz
Can’t string together a sentence
Maybe Joe Biden shouldn’t be in charge.


They said he had charisma
And bumbling appeal
A toff who had the common touch
As well as strong ideals.
Behind the clown exterior
Lies a serious intellect
His destiny’s to rule us
Another Churchill in effect

He’ll save us will the principled free marketeer
So it did appear
Maybe Borish Johnson’s not that good
Just does whatever advisor’s say he should
Endless flip flops from this vainglorious fop.
State planning and spending ballooning
A power whore, like a labrador
Without the loyalty or the grooming
Maybe Boris Johnson’s not that good

They said it’s an emergency
You cannot comprehend
The magnitude, the urgency
The world’s about to end
We must do what these experts say
If we are to avoid
Extinction and oblivion
Act now or be destroyed
The end is nigh, this fact must be addressed.
Nevertheless

Maybe climate change is just a hoax
A racket to exploit well-meaning folk
To get subsidies, grants and aid advanced.
They say there’s no solution
Really the goal.
Is social control.
And to sell absolution
Maybe climate change is just a hoax

They said it had its origins inside a Chinese lab
And that it’s a conspiracy a global power grab
They said don’t trust the media it spreads doubt and it spreads fear
You’re going to lose your freedom. It is all so crystal clear.
A new world order, mass control, the great reset
With all due respect

Maybe conspiracy theorists had it right
The nutters and looks on those weird websites
House arrest, endless tests
Censored if you get snappy
Going abroad is as good as outlawed
Have to wear a face nappy
Population control surveillance patrols
You’ll own nothing and you’ll be happy
Maybe conspiracy theorists had it right