They said he was respectable
Reliable and true
The man to lead America
And lead the free world too
He’d heal all the division
With dignity and charm
The solid hand of competence
Experienced and calm
No more twitter rants, no more alt right, or orange threat.
Yet.

Maybe Joe Biden shouldn’t be in charge
Should someone that senile even be at large?
Afghanistan is worse than Nam He’s not even vaguely repentant
Just bullies and rants A fzzzzzz
Can’t string together a sentence
End of quote repeat the line
And as for Ukraine, he’s simply abstained.
He ‘s barely been in attendance
Maybe Joe Biden shouldn’t be in charge.

They said it had its origins
Inside a Chinese lab
And that it’s a conspiracy
A global power grab
They said don’t trust the media
It spreads doubt and it spreads fear
You’re going to lose your freedom.
It is all so crystal clear.

A new world order, mass control, the great reset
With all due respect

Maybe conspiracy theorists had it right
The nutters and looks on those weird websites
House arrest, endless tests
Censored if you get snappy
Going abroad is as good as outlawed
Have to wear a face nappy
Population control and power’s the goal
You’ll own nothing and you’ll be happy
Maybe conspiracy theorists had it right

They said he’s Stalin born again.
Another Russian tsar
There’s nothing that he will not do.
He cannot go too far.
Dissenters jailed or murdered
As this tyrant rules by fear
This autocratic overlord
This despotic racketeer
A power crazy imperialist kleptocrat
Well, you could look at it like that

Maybe Vlad Putin just needs one up the bum
We should send Philip Schofield to go and give him one
He’s gay I assume
No straight man’s so groomed
A what’s with the riding bareback?
A girlfriend appeared
She’s really a beard
To wax his back, crack and ball sack
Maybe Vlad Putin just needs one up the bum.

They said that they were women
That is their identity
A victimised, misgendered
Badly wronged minority
Biology’s irrelevant to this progressive clan
To not see them as women
Is as to be anti-trans
Non binary, assigned at birth, and other stuff
I think we've heard enough

Maybe the answer lies between their legs
And then no further questions can be begged
Prisons and sport, toilets passports
They demand all this new legislature
All must sound, the right pronouns
Such silly nomenclature
But via law or compliance, money or science,
You can’t supercede Mother Nature
Maybe the answer lies between legs