They said that the world over it was trusted and admired
Truthful and impartial and at times even inspired.
It’s many finest moments oh so fondly we recall
This cherished national treasure that was loved by one and all.
It educated, it informed and entertained
All the same

Maybe we should re-think the BBC
Why do we need state supplied TV?
It’s oh so pious
And riddled with bias
Could it’s programmes be any blander?
Don’t watch it you say?
You’ve still got to pay
For this statist propaganda.
Why should the licence fee be mandatory?

They said it was a marvel that it never can do wrong
Were’t not for its existence we would all dead and gone.
Our greatest institution it stands proud and it stands tall
So healthcare of good quality’s available to all
The envy of the world is what they say
Be that as it may

Maybe the NHS is overhyped
I know that’s a view that some won’t like
But are government plans
And bureaucrat hands
The best supply of good healthcare?
There are other means
To help those in need
If only we could looks elsewhere.

It’s an administrative mire
Overworked and tired
The staff are inundated
But mention a thing
About shortcomings
You’re excommunicated

There are bungles galore
Health outcomes are poor
What about all the waiting
At A&E
Or to see a GP
Or if you need operating?

So many deaths
From abuse or neglect
That’s murder or manslaughter
Nevertheless
Those on those on the left
Still worship at its altar
Maybe the NHS is overhyped

They said that it would save us, get us back to where we were
Thank goodness for big pharma, on that we can concur.
Just two little jabs and that’s all you will need.
Then we’ll have herd immunity and we will all be freed
To protect us all, to protect you, to protect me.
Well, possibly.

Maybe we shouldn’t rush to have the vax
Until we are abreast of all the facts
Hate to impugn
But you’re still not immune
Young men now at risk like seniors
Sudden deaths galore
Bloodclots and more
Thrombocytopenia
It’s like we’ve been bluffed
Now two’s not enough
It won’t stop you from being contagious
And then there’s the app
The Orwellian trap
To force it on kids is outrageous
Maybe we shouldn’t rush to have the vax