If you don’t already know,
There’s a place that you can go
If you want to feel a sense of unity
You can eat, you can drink,
You can quietly have a think
You’ll find yourself at one with the community
You can talk, you can ponder,
You can let your troubles wander
With all manner of eccentric local folk
You’ll find all sorts there,
The owner has peculiar hair
And you’ll still enjoy it even if you’re broke
I like Wetherspoons
Yes I like Wetherspoons
Yes I like Wetherspoons
For tea.
And breakfast
I like Wetherspoons
For one pint Wetherspoons
For two pints Wetherspoons
For three
Want the large mixed grill?
Wetherspoons
Scrambled eggs with dill?
Wetherspoons
Tea and coffee refill?
Wetherspoons
For a tiny bill?
At Wetherspoons
I like Wetherspoons
Yes I like Wetherspoons
Yes I like Wetherspoons
Wetherspoons?
Wetherspoons for tea
Want some nacho dips?
Wetherspoons
Or fried chicken strips?
Wetherspoons
Battered fish and chips?
Wetherspoons
Will you leave a tip?
It’s Wetherspoons
I like Wetherspoons
Yes I like Wetherspoons
Heck, I love Wetherspoons
Spetherwoons?
Wetherspoons for tea
credits
from Gammon and Proud,
released December 7, 2022
Words by Dominic Frisby. Music by Noah Fleetwood. Recorded and mixed by Wayne McIntyre.
