Ooh
Bitcoin is going up up quick buy
There’s a really good party but you’re NFI
You want your ex back and you don’t know why
It’s cos she’s posting pics with another guy
There’s a peach of a job you were hoping for
You’d’ve done it really well but you got ignored
And they gave it to somebody that you deplore
You’ve got

FOMO Fear of missing out
Y’ve got FOMO Fear of missing out
FOMO Fear of missing out
Fear of missing out

You see an Insta pic of your friend from school
With his wife in their house with a swimming pool
Or abroad with their kids on a sunny beach
Their idyllic life’s is out your reach
From the Facebook posts that you inspect
You can guess that they have lots of great sex
And on your own shortcomings you now reflect

You’ve got
FOMO Fear of missing out
Y’ve got FOMO Fear of missing out
FOMO Fear of missing out
Fear of missing out

Life’s a dance it’s not a race.

Cool people having fun in the trendy set
Laughing at stuff which you just don’t get
Someone on a diet’s lost loads of weight
You should be pleased for them but you feel irate
Not invited to a wedding and they’re having the craic
Your mate gets all the gigs he’s on the inside track
You see him on TV and have a panic attack

You’ve got
FOMO Fear of missing out
Y’ve got FOMO Fear of missing out
FOMO Fear of missing out
Fear of missing out

You’re not living under Stalin or Kim Jong Un
You don’t reside in the Sudan or in Luton
Your mate’s flashy house has got dry rot
His Mrs drinks too much and she’s not that hot
Your ex was a psycho bunny boiling witch
The job that you wanted? Well, that’s tough shit
There’s nothing you can do so get over it
Don’t get

FOMO Fear of missing out
Don’t get FOMO Fear of missing out
Don’t get FOMO Fear of missing out
Fear of missing out

There will come a time when you don’t exist
Will you worry then about what you’ve missed
Meanwhile perhaps make a bucket list
Because

YOLO You only live once
YOLO You only live once
YOLO You only live once
YOLO You only live once
YOLO You only live once

FADE