Because you know he should be - and because it's hard to think of three words that would wind up leftards more ...
lyrics
One hundred and seventy thousand words in the English language
Who’d’ve thought just three of them could trigger so much anguish?
It seems absurd
That just three words
Could cause so much distress
What are they?
I hear you say.
Surely you can guess
Arise Sir Nigel
Nigel Farage
For services to politics
And Britain at large
Arise Sir Nigel
Nigel Farage
Gosh there are some people that will take it so hard
Have taken it hard
Arise Sir Nigel
Nigel Farage
It will be like some sado-masohistic frottage
Arise Sir Nigel
Nigel Farage
Bestowed with honour by our queen
Top badinage
The centrist loons
And woke buffoons
Would suffer such a bruising
From just 3 words
It’s quite absurd
And really quite amusing
Arise Sir Nigel
credits
from Anthems for the Excommunicated,
released December 1, 2020
Words by Frisby, music by Fleetwood
Performed by Dominic Frisby
All instruments played by Noah Fleetwood
Mixed by Wayne McIntyre
